I got an email from the Plato’s bar in Cyprus, Nicosia with a picture of a perfectly poured Guinness beer

Pure perfection 

I love beer

I love it so much that I once went to Hungary with my friend just to drink beer. And I brought home two large bags full of beer that you can not buy in Serbia.

I even got searched like you’d search a criminal when we entered Hungary. We traveled in a bus full of old women that were smuggling stuff across the border. But it turned out the customs officers knew them but didn’t know us two. So they searched us although we had no bags when entering Hungary. Maybe that’s why we were suspicious, we didn’t smuggle anything.

On our way back to Serbia no one searched us because the bus driver asked all of us for 20 euros to bribe the customs officer

I gave nothing because I wanted to pay the tax for my beer

and since other people gave the money I ended up not paying

ah, the days

My favorite beer is Guinness, Irish black beer. And it tasted best in Nicosia, Cyprus at Plato’s pub. If you ever get to Cyprus, go to Plato’s, you’d love it. And beware of drunken pedestrians. Alcohol can actually CAUSE pregnancy.

They’ve got other great beers at Plato’s bar like Kwak, Belgian light beer. You drink it from special holders and the glasses look really strange. See how it looks here

I like Erdinger beer. My father used to drink it 30 years ago at Munich, Germany. I first tasted it in Hungary.

S#it, Wiki’s got all of those beers

I like Amstel and Loewenbrau and I can drink Becks.

I’ve tasted every beer you can buy in Serbia and Cyprus and many of them in Hungary and Monte Negro.

Right now, this is what I’m drinking

Cheers